Starlight Best Pony, by Regurgitation of Shit

Starlight Best Pony

by Regurgitation of Shit

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1.	Starlight Best Pony 01:16	lyrics
Pastel horses there’s been a lot But only one of them is worth After all this is what this shit’s about She is the only reason to... Exist
2.	The Days of Hate 00:47	lyrics
Don’t look at me, you make me sick I can’t stand your fucking face Your fucking voice is like a drill It rapes my mind from side to side DIE! Go to hell where I can’t see you Never talk to me again Stay away from me Don’t you even look at me Fucking disappear What the fuck do you want from me? DIE!
3.	Anti-Pone 00:43	lyrics
Anarchy in Equestria! I despise the pony kind Extinction of the equine species All these horses need to die Anti-Pone! Anti-Pone! Anti-Pone! Anti-Pone!
4.	Ricardo 01:17	lyrics
I’m gonna tell you a story About a lonely man He was horny brony Who wanted to fuck a horse Unironically He wanted to Fuck Twilight! So many times he expressed His zoophilic desire To have his cock inside A fictional horse pussy He said “My princess Twilight Sparkle I want to cum inside your mouth I want To cum inside your ass And live Happily ever after With you by my side"
5.	Lunagore 02:12	lyrics
Imprisoned in this filthy piece of rock for thousand fucking years Your hypocrisy is such that you made me look like the fucking villain Now it’s time for you to drop to your hooves and then kiss my horseshoe Obscurity shall reign forever, worship the darkness of the eternal night “Happiness forever after”, do you really buy that bullshit? Agony and gore shall reign all over this pathetic kingdom You betrayed me, you condemned me, cast away into the blackness Payback is a bitch, because I will exile you to the sun Third-degree burns, eyes exploding, melting marrow, blood is boiling Slow death and horrific pain, this is how it feels, my dear sister This is the conclusion of the brightest chapter of Equestria Murder and extreme violence shall return to this word
6.	Ingesting Regurgitated Intestines 01:19	lyrics
Putrid innards I like to eat After shitting them in a pool of vomit Now I'm masturbating in the gore I gag on the taste that makes me cum Putrid sex with organs - Decomposed Regurgitating your guts I fucking masticate the malodorous disgorge While I insert a knife in my ass I scream in pleasure I want fucking more
7.	Gastrojejunocolic Fistula 01:11	lyrics
Shit obstructed colon led to inhuman regurgitation Enzymes and gastric juices through your mouth mixed with defecation The feces stain your body and make your skin infected Now it’s time for the coprophilia Shit Regurgitated, I bathe in your shit Brown mix of human delicacies Obscene masturbation, infectious erection Regurgitation of Shit Shit!
8.	Horse Destroyer 02:09	lyrics
All these ponies, cute and fluffy When I see them, makes me fucking Want to murder every one of them I want to see them die Furry coats and purple pussies Cutie marks and wings and magic Ashamed of being one of them I need to end this whole species Fuck, I HATE PONIES! Twilight Sparkle never stood a chance against my fucking chaingun Her purple flesh all over me, her shattered corpse lays pathetically With a knife through her ass, Rarity got sodomized Then I stabbed her seven times, her soul in hell will rot forever Applejack lays split wide open, as I smash her with a mallet Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash got crushed by the friendship Express Fluttershy walks in as I disembowel the southern pony And then she falls dead because her heart stopped working, what a pussy. Cui Cui Cui Cui Cui Cui Cui Cui I impale the mangled corpses At the town hall as a warning This is the beginning of the era of the horse destroyer
9.	Toxoplasmosis 00:53	lyrics
Parasitic! Infecting all your organs Turning your blood into fucking pus Agonic headache Cat’s shit infected lungs Regurgitating vile and badly damaged inner organs Muscular malfunction causes severe bodily rupture
10.	Brony Degeneracy 00:41	lyrics
Horse Pussy! Horse Pussy! Horse Pussy! HORSE PUSSY!!! There’s only one thing My mind is thinking of These little ponies seem so delicious Especially what’s at the end of their plots Please don’t take away my horses They are everything I have Twilight Sparkle and Moondancer They won’t be in my dreams tonight :(
11.	Exhumation Bestiality (ft. Coltcrusher) 01:22	lyrics
At the gates of the Ponyville State Cemetery This rancid heat takes over my mind All these ponies, rotten, buried beneath the ground I hear their voices, they call me from beyond the casket Look at all that badly decomposed flesh Oh sweet Celestia, I want to fuck them all Decomposed flesh Exhumation Necrozoophiliac incest Bestiality My putrid soul and cum become one with this horse This lust for rotten flesh tells me that I need more Disinterring another corpse with nothing but my bare hooves Addicted to putrefaction and necrotized pony cunt Profaned pony Anally fucked Exhumation Bestiality
12.	Sprout Did Nothing Wrong 01:22	lyrics
We will destroy our enemy We won’t let them survive For all their sins they will repent And they will die by my Hoof Bloodstained battlefield Disemboweled unicorns Pegasi lay broken The stench of death fills the air
13.	True Friendship Dessert 01:19	lyrics
Come with me, my rainbow friend I will show you my new recipe Cupcakes made of giggles, hugs and laughter The secret ingredient is your friendship 1 cup of water 1 box of funfetti Add 3 eggs and 1/3 cup of vegetable oil Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees Add 4 sticks of butter and 2 pinches of salt Combine butter, sugar and salt Add milk and vanilla and beat for 3 minutes It’s time for the secret ingredient The flesh of your best friend will sure make a lovely cake Liver, bone marrow, pieces of her brain Don’t clean the shit that’s left inside her intestines Rib cage wide open, extracting the ingredients Icing cream made of plasma and eyeballs For the decoration Eyelashes, clitoris and fragments of skull Oh my sweet Dashie I wish you were here to taste our friendship dessert
14.	Ponies Can't Swim 01:38	lyrics
Go! They all say that ponies can swim I will show them that they’re wrong I’ve always thought that the water is the enemy No equine being not even should be close to it At the lake, at night there was a couple of young ponies having fun and hanging out I will show them that ponies can’t swim Everypone will find out the most gruesome way Ponies Can’t Swim Ponies Can’t Swim Ponies Can’t Swim Ponies Can’t Swim I was right! Ponies can’t swim I always knew we were not made for this The couple drowned, they screamed for mercy They learned the hard way that ponies can’t swim Ponies Can’t Swim Ponies Can’t Swim Ponies Can’t Swim Ponies Can’t Swim It’s been two years since I started my research I have proven that ponies can’t swim Panic at Ponyville, they’re afraid of the water I have made Equestria a safer place Ponies Can’t Swim Ponies Can’t Swim Ponies Can’t Swim They Can’t Fucking Swim!
15.	Osteoponotomy 01:43	lyrics
Performing the incision with a rusty bone saw, infecting the skin Your pony figure, loses its shape, has no longer structure Extirpating the bones, cutting and slashing and ripping and tearing and mangling Disfigured being, unrecognizable, no longer a fucking horse Skeletal mauling Performed on a horse Your flesh and blood I will consume
16.	Necroclop 01:41	lyrics
My mind is fucked up I have this morbid desire Of fucking a horse And get lost deep inside its intestinal duct I’m not like all the bronies I’ve always wanted more Having sex with long-dead pony And cum inside its putrid corpse Tight I’m really deep inside The stench is so asdasdasdasf And I want more Cumming deep inside into her corpse Delicious smell of decomposing womb Necrotize my dick with every thrust Yellowish secrete stains my balls Surprise! I’m recording it And I’m selling it to my friends I’ll become the greatest Necroclop artist in this fandom I have a master in zoophilia The one and only necroclopper Come one, come all I’ll have my own panel at the next BronyCon
17.	Ynopaebottnawtnodi 02:08	lyrics
Fuck No! At the end of the tunnel There was no light I’m surrounded by these fucking horses In a colorful land Everyone is talking Pointing at me with their hooves They are asking me who am I I’m so confused No hands Just hooves The pain Is huge Turning into a pony My greatest fear I don’t want to be a pony I want to go home Please tell me that I will go home I don’t want to be a pony anymore Take me back to planet earth I can’t stand this fucking sweetness

about

At last, Regurgitation of Shit's first album, "Starlight Best Pony" is a morbid adventure that will take you to the deepest places of a sick brony mind.
This album contains lyrics about murder, rape, sex, necrophilia, zoophilia, coprophilia, degeneracy, psychopathy, profanity, death and my little pony, what a perfect combo, right?

I put all my time, effort, energy, blood, sweat and cum into this album so i hope you enjoy it as much as i did while recording it <3

Also, there's a little Easter Egg hidden in the song titles, if you can find it i owe you some free secs uwu

credits

released May 16, 2022

Music, lyrics, production, mixing and mastering - Gaargod
Guest vocals in track 11: Coltcrusher
Cover photo: Gris Castillo
Additional photos: FerAl
All the samples belong to their respective owners
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Cutesy Blastbeats - Drums/Vocals
Mintcake Hellstorm - Bass/Guitars